Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

What's 1+1? 4.

Women's Rights...

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

A man sat down Then he stood up

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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