Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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The.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Female Athletics

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I love you.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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guess what?

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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