- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

Five guys one rape.

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Women's rights.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Knock Knock, Come in.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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