what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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The joke below me is retarded

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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