How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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