what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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I can't see my forehead

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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to see a bad joke look above

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Ruller

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Anti Joke

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