- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

I like your hair

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

What's big? Jupiter.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??