- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

does this look unsure to you?

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??