Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Canada

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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