How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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The Mets win the World Series

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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