a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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dildo

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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son, you're adopted.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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wanna hear a joke? no

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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666

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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