Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Womens Sports

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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I'm Spartacus

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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