- Anti Joke

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Roses are red Violets are blue

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

A man sat down Then he stood up

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office. The podiatrist says, "Moth, what's the problem?" And the moth says, "What's the problem. Well, doc, where do I begin? Every day I get up to another cruel sky. It's like the sun is mocking me as I begin the gruelling preparations for another 8-hours of slogging in meaningless toil for my boss, Gregor McIvanichisky. A grey self, captive in a grey cubicle in a grey office with no windows that I might see the grey clouds beyond... I just sit in my cubicle as I feel the throbbing ache of the best days of my life being raped away into a monotonous, forgettable slurry of irrelevant corporate drudgery. I don't know what I'm doing, I don't think my boss even knows. All he knows is that he has power over me. And my children...my daughter is always on her cellphone, texting and emailing. I haven't spoken real words to her in weeks. My oldest son is never home and when he is, he's locked in his room listening to angry music. My youngest son, he's only 4, I look at him and he asks me to play... and I feel nothing. No love, no tenderness... just a void. And when I look in the mirror...I don't recognize the face staring back at me. It's aged so much from the boyish looks I remember. The years have carved deep lines of despair, worry and anguish. Dark, hollow eyes where once gleamed hope and excitement. Thin lips unable to find the smile of the happy, old days. If only I could find the courage to reach over to the side table and remove the loaded gun. And then find the strength to pull back that hammer as the chamber rotates, clicking solidly into place...Raising it to my temple for the final squeeze that will erase the last shreds of my existence from this cold grave of a life wasted away." And the podiatrist says, "Well, Moth, you're in pretty rough shape. You need to get some help. But why did you come to me? You need a psychiatrist!!" And the moth says... "Because the light was on."

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

Liars go to hell! -God

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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