What's funny? Women's rights.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Women's rights

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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