- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What's gay and gay? Joe

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

I'm Spartacus

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

Whats green and tasty? Snot

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