shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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wat?

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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ASSCHEEKS

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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what color is blue? green

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mitt romney

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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youre gay

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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