- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

does this look unsure to you?

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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