Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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You.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Hair

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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