Rick Perry.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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