my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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I like your hair

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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A scottish man having fun

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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