Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Rick Perry.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Nickelback

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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