Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Kenny G

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Rick Perry.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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your all shit at jokes

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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penis

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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balls in ya mouf

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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