A black man killed someone

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Women's rights.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

the cow goes moo

This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Jews who wear penny loafers...

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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