- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

son, you're adopted.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

You're on fire.

So a seal walks into a club...

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

A baby seal walks into a club

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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