what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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womens rights

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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