What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

tim tebow is a great quarterback

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Women's rights

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Laura Pratz..

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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