Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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A fish walks into a bar

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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