What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What what In the butt

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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