What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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ASSCHEEKS

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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9/11.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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