What's funny? Women's rights.

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Itookasipasoda

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Scott

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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NEVER

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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