Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Women's rights

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Turtles

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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