Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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blubber vaginass CC

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Anti Joke

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