What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Hi my name is Bob

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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