Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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A man buys free health care...

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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