What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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William Raines.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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black people. that is all...

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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balls in ya mouf

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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