Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Rick Perry.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Turtles

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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does this look unsure to you?

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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A joke

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Global Warming.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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