- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Well, this is fun.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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