You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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