- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Well, this is fun.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

The jets are a good team..

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Dallas Cowboys

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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