What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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the cow goes moo

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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