A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Global Warming.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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William Raines.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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