- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

If life hands you lemons Take them

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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