What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What's in there? Get outta there...

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

if u r not my friend, like this joke

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

Knock Knock Come in.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

balls in ya mouf

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock! Come in.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Hello world

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

This is not a joke.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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