Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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