What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Jess Burns

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Scott

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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