Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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black people. that is all...

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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The Aristocrats

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What is a dog? Bark

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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potato

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dildo

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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