- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Women's rights.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

The Aristocrats

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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