Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Anti jokes are funny

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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why did the chicken cross the road

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