- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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