- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

why did the chicken cross the road

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What's big? Jupiter.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

An iguana walks out of a bar

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Steering Wheel Face.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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