a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What's 9 +10 19

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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