Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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What's 9 +10 19

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