- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

I got shot, you laughed

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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