- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like to eat.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Women's rights

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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