Obama

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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your all shit at jokes

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blubber vaginass CC

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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