Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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