What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

hi my name is? joe

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

black people. that is all...

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

The mets are 3-0 this season

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

potato

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

So one time this woman was learning...

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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