Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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johann grayson being liked

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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does this look unsure to you?

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women's rights

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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penis

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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William Raines.

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i like potatoes

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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