- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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