Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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guess what?

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Thumbs this up

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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