Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

why did the man die? he got shot

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

james schmitt whats your last name

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

son, you're adopted.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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