A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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Child Prostitution.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What's 9 +10 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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