- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

jokes r dumb

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Turtles

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Well, this is fun.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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