Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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I hate you.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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