Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

There is a car full of black people.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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