- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

The government makes a good decision

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Why....... Because.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Lacrosse

Oliver's friends

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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