How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Hair

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Carlton

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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