- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Military intelligence.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

A baby seal walks into a club...

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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