i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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This joke isnt funny.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Womens rights.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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What's 6+2? 16

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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