- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Women's rights

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Guess what? Chicken butt

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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