Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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i like potatoes

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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