- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

I like to eat.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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