- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What comes after "Q" R

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

The Bible

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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