- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

A man walks into a bar.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

knock knock go away

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

i have aids and a chode

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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