This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

What is a dog? Bark

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

I like jokes.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

james schmitt whats your last name

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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