Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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No.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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live babies

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Turtles

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Rick Perry.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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