I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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P0P T4Rt

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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