Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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knock knock you may come in

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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