Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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