How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Shit.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Military intelligence.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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