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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

The Aristocrats

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Is Carly smart? No.

Womens rights.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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