-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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A dad is very proud of his son for just having graduated preschool. he tells him son, ill get you anything you want. he says i want a pink pingpong ball. the dad is confused but he does it anyway. the next year, he graduates kindergarten. the dad asks the same question. the son this time says i want 10 pink pingpong balls. so the dad, very confused, does it. 5 years later, he graduates elementary school. this time he says 100 pink pingpong balls. high school the dad says cmon your going to college ANYTHING! A CAR? A HOUSE? no i want 1,000 pink pingpong balls. the kid then goes to college and 4 years later and majors in african relief. the dad is very proud but he says. lemme guess? 10,000 pink ping pong balls? YEP. the kid goes to africa to help out because he's a good person. he then meets his wife helping out there also. they get married and the dad flies out to africa to see the wedding. he then knows that he needs 100,000 pink pingpong balls shipped in. the dad goes back to the US and 9 months later finds out that he is a grandfather. he ships 1,000,000 pink ping pong balls into africa. a few years later he finds out that his son contracted a rare african disease and is going to die very soon. now the father is deeply in debt from all the ping pong balls, so his community helps him raise money to go to africa. he meets his son on his death bed. and they talk for a long time. the dad finally says. yknow son i really need to ask you, why did you ask for all those ping pong balls? the son says: "Well dad, I--" and then he dies

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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