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Jess Burns

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Knock Knock Come in!

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Potato salad

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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