Hitler

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I like jokes.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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