i have aids and a chode

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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