q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

womens rights

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Women rights..

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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