What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

thumb_up thumb_down -13

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

thumb_up thumb_down -21

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

thumb_up thumb_down -27

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

thumb_up thumb_down -91

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

thumb_up thumb_down +100

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

thumb_up thumb_down +94

Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

thumb_up thumb_down +72

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

thumb_up thumb_down +48

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops