- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

the cow goes moo

A baby seal walks into a club

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

An iguana walks out of a bar

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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