wat?

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Johnny just finished his pie.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

I'm Spartacus

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

Winking at old people

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

Anti Joke

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