What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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I love you.

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Hitler

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I like jokes.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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