So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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William Raines.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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I like jokes.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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