What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

A fish walks into a bar

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

A baby seal walks into a club

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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