How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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You.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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