Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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No joke.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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I Love Hitler.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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I'm Spartacus

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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