What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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knock knock go away

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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