yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

The jets are a good team..

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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i have aids and a chode

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

No joke.

What is Jason? Black.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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