Hair

thumb_up thumb_down -39

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

thumb_up thumb_down -43

what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

thumb_up thumb_down -55

MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

thumb_up thumb_down -99

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

thumb_up thumb_down +96

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

thumb_up thumb_down +90

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

thumb_up thumb_down +76

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

thumb_up thumb_down +50

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Where does a hobo live? A box.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Carlton

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

What didn't last long? You in the bed

thumb_up thumb_down +42

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

thumb_up thumb_down +40

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Netball.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops