What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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I got shot, you laughed

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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