Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Five guys one rape.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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youre gay

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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