mitt romney

wanna hear a joke? no

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

Women's rights.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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