Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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apple pie.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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your fat

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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France never surrender.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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wat?

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