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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Penis.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

The AIDS patient was gay

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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