- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Magic Johnson has AIDS

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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