o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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666

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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