what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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P0P T4Rt

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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ASSCHEEKS

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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