A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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