- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

So a baby seal walks into a club.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

I like turtoes.

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

I like boys!!!!! CC

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

A man walks into a bar.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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