who just made fun of katie matt

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

thumb_up thumb_down +8

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

thumb_up thumb_down

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

thumb_up thumb_down

a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I AM DISSAPOINTED

thumb_up thumb_down -2

69.... is a number

thumb_up thumb_down -2

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Guess what? SHADAP

thumb_up thumb_down -12

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

thumb_up thumb_down -32

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

thumb_up thumb_down -36

YOLO

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Winking at old people

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops