Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

I love you.

What's 1+1? 4.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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