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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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theres a fat guy

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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