- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Netball.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Yah? Well your a ********

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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