I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Poop.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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9/11

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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what color is blue? green

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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