Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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