What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Yo Mamma

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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