What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Women's rights.

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666

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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