pussy enough said

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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my names jim haha

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Politics.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Anti Joke

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