- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

My nipple is bleeding

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

A man sat down Then he stood up

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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