You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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