A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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I'm funny.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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i like pie

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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