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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

A hayride would be fun.

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

You might be redneck if you are... Indian

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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