why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Women's rights.

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minorities

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Your mother is so fat.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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i like pie

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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