Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Asian NASCAR.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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The economy.

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2+2= 478

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clamidia

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Anti Joke

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