What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Anti Joke

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