Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Hi Adam,

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Libraries.

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thumbs up!

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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2+2= 478

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clamidia

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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