What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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