A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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i have cancer

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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