what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Libraries.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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